Gazillion Fags are Pooping Shortcakes What's shakin' bacon?

What's shakin' bacon?

I like long walks on the beach and my men smothered in gravy. wait what.

Anonymous asked: why dont you have a cell phone?

I don’t know.  Parents never bothered to get me one.

Anonymous asked: instagram?

No.  Isn’t that a mobile device thing.  I don’t own a phone.

Anonymous asked: no no no hahahah im not being defensive! i'm actually really enjoying this conversation we're having quite a lot! and i totally agree that that makes me a very lucky human being, cause its seriously like the best! so, you like compose music? what kind? thats freeeeaking rad

Swing music, yeyeyeyye

I’ve been listening to Pet Sounds since 6:00 AM this morning to 6:00 PM

Anonymous asked: why am i lucky? i mean i think im a pretty lucky dude but why?

You got defensive all of sudden.  I meant like, I can’t play my music, nor compose it.